This viral video is the worst viral video

This viral video is the worst viral video to ever viral video.

This viral video is the worst viral video to ever viral video.

It’s a 58 second long video.

It’s 20 seconds of buildup. Super fast speed.

It randomly goes slow-motion for whatever reason. It has 20 million different camera angles.

HE’S NOT SPEAKING ENGLISH SO IT’S SUPER DIFFERENT AND CULTURED.

There’s randomly placed bottles of diet Coke, like, why not empty them all? One could have pierced his rectum, and maybe one should have as some sort of cosmic karma for his decision to cannon ball up in that fizzy, mine-laden mess.

And in the end, you don’t get an explosion. Want to know what you get?

A half naked dude wearing Mentos –  looking like an idiot – taking a bath in diet Coke.

WOOO.

And somehow it has about 3 million views in less than two months on YouTube.

The internet sucks and this stupid video is proof. If that’s you in the video, for shame.

AND THE TITLE IS TOTALLY MISLEADING. IT’S NOT AN “AMAZING VIDEO.”

It’s the worst.

Watch it, or don’t. It’s basically a waste of 58 seconds.

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